Shhhhhhhhh, don't tell Jason that this was Sandy's FIRST husband! 


This is a photo of Sandy's first husband Peubert. They met in bible study, Peubert wanted to be a priest because of his small genitaila. But he could not resist Sandy's charms. It did not matter to Sandy that he only had a three inch penis (and alway prematurly ejaculated), the piercings he had in his penis more than made up for it. She claimed she got off right fine. If I remember correctly, his tounge was pieced too.
Sandy loved to lay her head on his chest, she'd tweak on pierced nipple and they'd get the gospel channel on the radio. She'd tweak the other nipple and they'd get to listen to the police dispatch. They liked to see if they could hear if any of their relatives were getting arrested. But the biggest bonus of Peubert's pierced 3 inch penis was if you hooked him up to the t.v., you'd get all the t.v. stations. They loved to watch porn all the time, inbetween the bible channel you know. They soon ran off and got married, but happiness was not to last for the star crossed lovers. As they were walking along in DollyWood on their honeymoon, a freak thunderstorm came upon them. Peubert was struck by lightinging.
Sandy was heart broken, she spent many a night crying into her beer at the local bar. Then one night a stranger came in and piqued her intrest. It was Jason. He was impressed with her spiting range of her chewing tabacco and the way she swallowed her bottle of beer on one gulp. Sandy was drunk and just was so lonely for a man, so she went home with Jason (plus she could tell through her drunken haze, that Jason was hung like a bull moose with that bulge in his pants) Little did poor Jason know, but Sandy was pregnant with Peubert's child. After a few weeks of serious head board banging Sandy "suddenly" became pregnant. Jason, being the stand up guy that he is, married her. They are all living happily ever after now.